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Jul 5, 2011 10:00am PDT
band stephen and the colberts. you may remember us from our billboard-eligible hit, "charlene - i'm right behind you." jim? ♪ i think of you and i dream of you when i'm taking pictures of you. ♪ i think of you when i'm in a plant looking down from up above you ♪ ♪ you know i'm missing you ♪ my mind is kissing you [cheers and applause] >> stephen: i did not -- [cheers and applause] thank you. it did not win a grammy but it did win a restraining order. [laughter] recently i decided that it was time for me to jump back into the music biz-iz-ness. but first i needed a superstar producer to launch my comeback. and i found former. white stripe and nine-time grammy-winning rock guitar god jack white. ♪ white recently started his own production company, third man records, clearly the perfect person to turn this person from a has been into a has is. [laughter] tonight, i bring you part one of my three part series stephen colbert presents 2001 and one a rock odyssey. to revive my career i journeyed to nashville, tennessee, nash vegas, music city and home of third man records. i
Jul 1, 2011 4:30am EDT
on this friday. > coming up next, it is no joke. gets an stephen colbert light from the government for his own political action committee. and d a check of traffic weather every 10 minutes. we'll be right back. here we go on this friday morning. 4:53. adam caskey here. let's get to our local forecast d then we'll jump into the beach forecast. temperatures, 64 in the district. cumberland. not too humid. temperatures right near 90 degrees. hot, upcoming weekend, uncomfortable. id 90's in some locations. heat and humidity back with a engeance over the weekend. orms, the best chance sunday night into early monday. pretty much s, e same but a few degrees cooler. chance of rain. high temperatures in the mid 80's saturday. d monday. sunday an enjoy if you're headed for a hort week. to go out on the esapeake bay on our boat and bob around and not move too much. right now, is trafficking? sure and more of it too. pretty good between centerville and the beltway. 270 good. 109 to w from this, 495. we'll have more from the geico raffic cameras in a little ile but now back to news desk. >> thank you mu
Jul 21, 2011 8:00pm EDT
, stephen colbert actually breaks character, and for depend reason. we'll show you the tape. stephen colbert as you have never seen him before. challenge that with olay regenerist night elixir. its gentle glycolic formula resurfaces at night for the smooth skin of a light chemical peel. sleep tight. regenerist, from olay. with listerine® whitening plus restoring rinse. it's the only listerine® that gets teeth two shades whiter and makes tooth enamel two times stronger. get dual-action listerine® whitening rinse. building whiter, stronger teeth. get dual-action listerine® whitening rinse. diabetes testing? it's all the same. nothing changes. then try this. freestyle lite® blood glucose test strip. sure, but it's not gonna-- [beep] wow. yep, that's the patented freestyle zipwik™ design. did it just-- [both] target the blood? yeah, drew it right in. the test starts fast. you need just a third the blood of one touch.® that is different. so freestyle lite test strips make testing... easy? easy. great. call or click-- we'll send you strips and a meter, free. free is good. freestyle lite te
Jul 21, 2011 11:00pm EDT
certainly did not throw negotiators a lifeline today. >>> and later, stephen colbert actually breaks character, and for depend reason. we'll show you the tape. stephen colbert as you have never seen him before. 3q we love the sun ! i love this slide ! i love knowing coppertone protects across 100% of the uva/uvb spectrum. i trust it. and pediatricians recommend it most. i love this nose. coppertone. embrace the sun. >>> this morning, "the washington post" published a portion of an interview its editorial board conducted with american for tax reforms president grover norquist, whose pledge, signed by nearly every republican in congress, binds them to never raise taxes in any form. "the post's" ruth markus asked president norquist if allowing the bush tax cuts to expire at the end of 2012 would violate that pledge. not continuing a tax cut is not technically a tax increase. mr. norquist told us. so it doesn't violate the pledge? we wouldn't hold it that way, he said. norquist had pointed out that republicans could allow the bush tax cuts to expire and raise government revenue by as muc
Jul 22, 2011 3:00am EDT
. >>> and later, stephen colbert actually breaks character, and for depend reason. we'll show you the tape. stephen colbert as you have never seen him before. i was having so much trouble getting around, i thought, end of the line... i was headed to a nursing home. well, i'm staying in my own home now, because we chose hoveround! hoveround's compact round design makes it easier for you to maneuver through the tight spaces in your home. and best of all, 9 out of 10 people pay little or nothing for their hoveround, so call now and you can be the next to pay... zero...i paid nothing for the unit at all. and now only from hoveround, every power chair includes a handy tote bag, so you'll always have access to your favorite items and this sturdy cup holder, so your favorite beverage can ride along with you! the folks at hoveround really thought of everything. that's why i called them and so should you. call them right now! get your free dvd kit by going to >>> this morning, "the washington post" published a portion of an interview its editorial board conducted with american for ta
Comedy Central
Jul 1, 2011 1:30pm PDT
of stephen colbert. >> by contrast, b and c conclude that cost associated with those -- ab and c, reach the same conclusions on the following issues. >> a couple of things. >> earlier -- set forth in agenda document 11-38 question one. >> the certain something -- do not have to be required. and but if you do, then -- (laughter) >> stephen: if only, if only there had been more arcane bureaucratic jargon we might have been carried on c-span 3. of course, i was there to get my rights by any means necessary. and i let those commissioners have it with both barrels. >> good morning. >> yes. >> you're welcome. (laughter) >> stephen: oh yeah. oh yeah! (cheers and applause) >> stephen: yeah. i went there. i popped the you're welcome in there. of course it was the most important moment of my political career. so i took exhaustive notes. (laughter) finally after all the deliberation it was time for the commission to vote. >> i move to approve agenda document 11-38 which is draft a. all in favor say aye. >> aye. >> opposed. commission carries 5-1. mr. colbert you may form your pac and proceed as th
Jun 30, 2011 11:00pm EDT
. they sent the nina, pina, and santa maria to fight. >>> and yes to stephen colbert. >> i'm sorry to say, ladies and gentlemen, we won! [ applause ] >> it's so cool to be at super pack that even stephen colbert is doing it. >> it's something from a channel called comedy central. >> and, yes, this comedy is really over. >>> good evening from new york. republican senate leader mitch mcconnell had a message for the president today. >> i'd like to invite the president to come to the capitol today, to meet with senate republicans. anytime this afternoon, he's available, to come on up to the capitol and meet with senate republicans. that way he can hear directly from senate republicans directly from senate republicans why what he is proposing will not pass. all of us know that congress isn't going to approve hundreds of billions of dollars in tax hikes. >> mcconnell, who yesterday during the president's press conference, held a phony press conference about a phony constitutional amendment that will never pass, spent today issuing phony invitations to the president and making phony references t
Jul 15, 2011 5:30am EDT
. stephen colbert weighs in on the rupert murdoch hacking scanned. there will be bad australian accepts and ugly stereotypes. that and a check on weather when "way too early" comes back. >>> you're looking at the scene of the crime directly on ocean drive in miami south beach. the shocking reality of events in dade county where the internationally known designer gianni versace was killed at point-blank range by a cold blooded killer. [ female announcer ] now you can apply sunblock to your kids' wet skin. new neutrogena® wet skin kids. ordinary sunblock drips and whitens. neutrogena® wet skin cuts through water. forms a broad spectrum barrier for full strength sun protection. wet skin. neutrogena®. early" on a beautiful friday oovps. let's get a check on the weather from nbc meteorologist bill karins. >> the word of the day is enjoy. next week does not look enjoyable. this is take advantage of the low humidity, beautiful weather while it lasts. we've got something bad brewing for next week. probably a really brutal life-threatening heat wave. today, gorgeous weather. new england, mid
Jun 30, 2011 10:00pm PDT
, the fcc gives stephen colbert the go-ahead to start a political action committee. you could say he's a pacman. we'll show you the time we put him on the ridiculist. it's one of our the ridiculist classics. carol. fiber makes me sad. oh common. and how can you talk to me about fiber while you are eating a candy bar? you enjoy that. i am. [ male announcer ] fiber beyond recognition. fiber one. comes centrum. with vitamins and minerals balanced to support your energy... ♪ ...immune function... ♪ ...healthy skin... and help protect your cells from environmental stress. everyday benefits from advanced formulas. the complete benefits of centrum. and if you're over 50, discover the age-adjusted benefits of centrum silver. and if you're over 50, helps defends against occasional justconstipation, diarrhea,alth probiotic cap a day gas and bloating. with three strains of good bacteria to help balance your colon. you had me at "probiotic." [ female announcer ] phillips' colon health. agents, what did we learn here today? that lint balls are extremely flammable... ...that's why it's importa
Jun 30, 2011 11:00pm PDT
. >>> and coming up. the fcc gives stephen colbert the green light to start a political action committee. you could say he's officially a pacman. to sort of mark the occasion we're going to show you the time that we put him on the ridiculist. it's one of our the ridiculist classics. [ male announcer ] the network -- a network of possibilities. in here, the planned combination of at&t and t-mobile would deliver our next generation mobile broadband experience to 55 million more americans, many in small towns and rural communities, giving them a new choice. we'll deliver better service, with thousands of new cell sites... for greater access to all the things you want, whenever you want them. it's the at&t network... and what's possible in here is almost impossible to say. you want that? you want a warm, super-delicious strawberry toaster strudel yeah but now i have nothing to eat sure you do. hey! you can have the pop tart! pillsbury toaster strudel. the one kids want to eat took some wild risks when i was young. but i was still taking a risk with my cholesterol. anyone with high cholesterol
Jul 2, 2011 3:00pm PDT
a better job this time than he did last time. >> and stephen colbert sets up a political action committee. is it just political satire or is he serious? stay with us. losing your chex mix too easily? time to deploy the chex mix boring potato chip decoy bag. now no one will want to steal the deliciousness. with a variety of tastes and textures, only chex mix is a bag of interesting. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ introducing purina one beyond a new food for your cat or dog. the motorola expert from sprint. its powerful tools help you work faster and smarter so you can get back to playing "angry birds." it lets you access business forms on the go, fire off e-mails with the qwerty keypad, and work securely around the world so you can get back to playing "angry birds." it's the android-powered phone that mixes business with pleasure. so let's get our work done, america, so we can all get back to playing "angry birds." the motorola expert from sprint. trouble hearing on the phone? visit >>> let's get back to my interview with bill clinton as we turn to politics and the race for the white hou
Jun 30, 2011 11:00pm EDT
in a manhattan townhouse. >>> no joke is here, stephen colbert now has power to make a big impact on next year's election. up next we'll explain the victory the comedian scored on capitol hill today. >>> and check out some of the other stories in our rundown tonight. the news edge at 11:00 is coming right back. >> this is fox 5 news edge at 11:00.  >>> mr. colbert comes to washington to make a point about campaign finance regulation. today comedian stephen colbert won approval from the federal election commission to start his own political action committee. the colbert super pac will allow the tv host to raise unlimited cash from conformations and individuals. the recent supreme court ruling allows corporations to spend unlimited amounts of money on elections. >> some people have cynically asked if this some kind of joke? i for one don't think that participating in democracy is a joke. i don't think that wanting to know what the rules are is a joke. >> the cash will be used to support or oppose candidates in the 2012 elections. the commission also said colbert can use
Jun 30, 2011 10:00pm EDT
. he failed. we'll show you how. >> we won! >> stephen colbert's election victory sheds light on a real campaign problem. we'll explain. and the glenn beck era is over. >> you will pray for the time when i was only on the air for one hour every day. >> oh, i'm praying for you, glenn. tonight, my eulogy for the glenn beck program. today, republican presidential kanld mitt romney finally reversed himself on a factually untrue claim that president barack obama had made the economy worse. but in order to do that, he had to lie again. >> i didn't say things are worse. what i said was the economy hasn't turned around. >> what was that governor rom y romney? here's what he said in new hampshire just four days ago. >> the obama administration has not been able to deal with the number one issue that the country was concerned about as he became president, which was the economy. he did not cause the recession, but he made it worse. >> and just so there's no confusion, romney said it two other times this month in his presidential announcement and the recent republican debate. >> barack obama has f
Jul 1, 2011 9:00pm EDT
stephen colbert what will you do with that unrestricted super pac money? to which i say, i don't know. give it to me and let's find out. >> so why aren't the republican candidates raking it in so far this year? nate silver at the "new york times" today said even without all the numbers in yet it looks like all the republican candidates together as a group are raising about half of what they raised this time in the last election cycle. mitt romney's raised less than half of what he said he's raise by now. think about what's different now from the last time around. if you're a rich guy and you want to influence elections, why wouldn't you take the stephen colbert route? if you're a rich guy, a rich corporation or even a rich foreign government that wants to influence the american presidential election, why bother doing it the old-fashioned way? a candidate's campaign you have to give your name and your donation is limited. why not give unlimited money that you don't freed 20 put your money out to an outside group that can spend infinitely with none traceable to you? why not put the mone
Jul 2, 2011 4:00pm PDT
] [ applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers ] >> look at the festivities there. you know, it's stephen colbert versus washington. >> ladies and gentlemen, i am sorry to say we won! i am a super pac! [ applause ] >> and so can you. >> well, he's gotten the go ahead to form a political action committee that he calls a super pac. and with that, he is jumping into the world of campaign finance. we're going to explain. one log in lets you monitor all of your balances and transfer between accounts, so your money can move as fast as you do. check out your portfolio, track the market with live updates. and execute trades anywhere and anytime the inspiration hits you. even deposit checks right from your phone. just take a picture, hit deposit and you're done. open an account today and put schwab mobile to work for you. any questions? no. you know... ♪ we're not magicians ♪ we can't read your mind ♪ ♪ read your mind ♪ we need your questions ♪ each and every kind ♪ every kind ♪ will this react with my other medicine? ♪ ♪ hey, what are all these tests even for? ♪ ♪ questions are the answe
Jul 30, 2011 10:00pm PDT
stephen colbert interrupt one of my broadcasts. >> i'm in the middle of a broadcast. >> yeah, who isn't? yeah, hold on, sanjay. >> i'll explain that and more in the news tonight. >>> good've evening, everyone, i'm don lemon. u.s. senators are on the job. the high stakes standoff over raising the nation's debt ceiling has lawmakers working this very hour. as of now, they don't agree with they're making any progress. tonight cnn has learned that mitch mcconnell is in direct contact with the white house and democratic leaders in congress met face to face with the president late this afternoon. but just a short time ago on the senate floor, senator harry reid insisted that claims a deal could be near are simply not true. >> today the speaker republican leader held a press conference to announce they're in talks with the president and that a bargain to raise the debt ceiling is in the works and is close. mr. president, members of the senate, that's not true. i just spent two hours with the president and vice president and leader pelosi. and it's fair for me to say that the engagement there
Jul 30, 2011 4:00pm PDT
. that was a little weird. my visit to the "stephen colbert show." see what he found so funny in the green room before the show. for everybody in an ap class, from the teachers to the students. i had a student the other day that said... "miss stacy, this class is changing the way that i look at things." sparking that interest and showing them that math and science are exciting... it's why i teach. ♪ i know they can, even when they think they can't. ♪ ♪ [ cat meows ] ♪ [ whistles ] ♪ [ cat meows ] ♪ [ ting! ] [ male announcer ] travelers can help you protect the things you care about and save money with multi-policy discounts. are you getting the coverage you need and the discounts you deserve? for an agent or quote, call 800-my-coverage or visit so i took my heartburn pill and some antacids. we're having mexican tonight, so another pill then? unless we eat later, then pill later? if i get a snack now, pill now? skip the snack, pill later... late dinner, pill now? aghh i've got heartburn in my head. [ male announcer ] stop the madness of treating frequent heartburn. it's simp
Jul 1, 2011 5:00am PDT
princess diana's 50th birthday. >>> and no funny business here. comedy central's stephen colbert makes a major political move. how he is stepping into the 2012 race. we'll see. >>> a lot of people traveling around the country this holiday weekend. we are cleared for take-off. sfo looking at sunshine and 75 degrees. heading south, going to be hot in many spots. it's been that way for a while. houston no exception. partly cloudy skies, still about 95 degrees in toward the afternoon. if you're continuing on toward atlanta, we are expecting some sunshine and still a hot 94 degrees. we'll have more on your local weather coming right up. ,,,,,,,,,, i know you're worried about making your savings last and having enough income when you retire. that's why i'm here -- to help come up with a plan and get you on the right path. i have more than a thousand fidelity experts working with me so that i can work one-on-one with you. it's your green line. but i'll be there every step of the way. call or come in and talk with us today. golden gate ferries are not running between marin and san franci >>> i
Comedy Central
Jul 26, 2011 11:30pm PDT
attention to myself. (laughter) but every time i go to google news and type in "stephen colbert" it seems like every story is about me. (laughter) no, this time it's about my relationship with former godfather's pizza c.e.o. republican presidential candidate herman cane. now, i have been a fan of herman cain ever since i saw his country-rocking campaign launch video. jim? ♪ get on board the herman cain train ♪ >> stephen: whoo! get on the herman cain train! (cheers and applause) folks, i love it because it rhymes. and it's much catchier than "step on into the ron paul shower stall." (laughter and applause) so naturally i was psyched when mr. cain agreed to come on my show. cain is going to be my guest on thursday, july 28. write that on your ipad in ink! (laughter) well, i hope you wrote that on your ipad in erasable ink because yesterday herman cain canceled on me. (boos) it's the second time cain has canceled. and i... (laughter). i can't keep doing this. (laughter) herman cain, i am not some pizza crust you can just leave on your plate and move on to a hotter slice. (laughter) you
Comedy Central
Jul 14, 2011 11:30pm PDT
to me. may the best stephen colbert win. nation, i don't usually pay attention to what's going on in england. i assume if something really important happens over, there i'll find out about it in the next harry potter movie, which strangely there has been no mention in the latest trailer of my favorite angelo-australian-american media billionaire muggle, news corp chairperson and five-time dark lord of the month rupert murdoch. he's facing a spot of legal trouble in merry old england town because a tabloid he owned, the "news of the world," well, they went and did a silly thing. they illegally hacked into people's cell phone messages. 4,000 times. and now poor uncle rupi is getting his crumpet stopped and for what? >> rupert murdoch said "news of the world" tried to hack into the voice mails of victims of the 9/11 attacks. >> as well as the voice mails of families of british segars killed in action. >> the paper hacked into the voice mail of 13-year-old millie dowler while she was still missing and the hacker even deleted some voice mails, giving her family false hope she was st
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